Is it true

and if you ant got a staffy,the brain of a staffy,have a go at anything.
then theres the road rage,:D
 
dico said:
phill your so right 1.2.7.6.ps never let t animal introduce you to a women iam still paying
today lol.
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Dico, how many times have you got to bring that up, i dont know how many times of said im sorry, how was i to know she belonged in a nut house:nuts: :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
richale said:
define scaffolder???? and whats ur definition of a good one???????
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Worked with many of scaffs who talk a good game but when out on site you can tell they really know **** all, the best one's do the talking with their tools!
 
Pure quality phil,but I think you have missed a couple

I'd be very suspicious of any person claiming to be a scaffolder who didn't have at least half of these....

1, Tattoos on the forearm or neck
2, A complete and utter lack of financial understanding and planning.
3, A mobile phone with a cracked screen.
4, At least a dozen Grandmothers (all of whom die on a sunday night/monday morning)
5, Has had a stint in prison.
6, The unique ability to talk a complex structure (up and down and on the wagon) from the comfort of a bar stool.
7, The CSA after him.
8, A brother/cousin who "is on Trad's"
9, A suprisingly fit girlfriend.
10, At least one staffie.

11, Kids by at least 2 different partners
12,Had worked putting the roof on Canary wharfe
13,has been done for drink driving at least once
14,knows at least 1 person that worked with the Krays
15,smokes or smoked weed
16,drives a battered old car with no tax insurance or mot
17,must be racist
18,wears joggers with holes where burned with disc cutter
19,must have illegible handwriting, like a Doctor.
20,The ability to swear at least 3 times in every sentance and make it sound ok.
21,An inherant hatred of traffic wardens,the police,Judges,Magistrates,Site managers and most of all Bricklayers + their ex wives and their ex wives partners,families, families pets etc etc etc

And most of all the ability to be able to never accept any blame for anything ever, leave for work late "because we ave to load the lorry init" but get back early "Cus we gotta load the f*ckin lorry init"
 
f ******* lorrys always need loading mate ,
22.and can knock out mike f ******* tyson with one slap
23.been in a football hooligan firm
 
I always told my kids we were the 5th emergency service!!

No set belt & go as fast as you can!!

I'm a scaffolder I can do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:amazed::amazed:
 
dangeruss said:
Pure quality phil,but I think you have missed a couple

I'd be very suspicious of any person claiming to be a scaffolder who didn't have at least half of these....

1, Tattoos on the forearm or neck
2, A complete and utter lack of financial understanding and planning.
3, A mobile phone with a cracked screen.
4, At least a dozen Grandmothers (all of whom die on a sunday night/monday morning)
5, Has had a stint in prison.
6, The unique ability to talk a complex structure (up and down and on the wagon) from the comfort of a bar stool.
7, The CSA after him.
8, A brother/cousin who "is on Trad's"
9, A suprisingly fit girlfriend.
10, At least one staffie.

11, Kids by at least 2 different partners
12,Had worked putting the roof on Canary wharfe
13,has been done for drink driving at least once
14,knows at least 1 person that worked with the Krays
15,smokes or smoked weed
16,drives a battered old car with no tax insurance or mot
17,must be racist
18,wears joggers with holes where burned with disc cutter
19,must have illegible handwriting, like a Doctor.
20,The ability to swear at least 3 times in every sentance and make it sound ok.
21,An inherant hatred of traffic wardens,the police,Judges,Magistrates,Site managers and most of all Bricklayers + their ex wives and their ex wives partners,families, families pets etc etc etc

And most of all the ability to be able to never accept any blame for anything ever, leave for work late "because we ave to load the lorry init" but get back early "Cus we gotta load the f*ckin lorry init"
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21,An inherant hatred of traffic wardens,the police,Judges,Magistrates,Site managers and most of all Bricklayers Superb!

22, Have a stupid, childish ringtone on his mobile phone
23, Gets the evening standard for the sole purpose of looking at the scaffolding jobs (regardless of whether looking for work or not)
24, Have chips with their breakfast (under 25's only)
25, Spends every other night 'up all night with the little one' - even though their missus doesn't work
26, Have an amazing ability to keep a straight face when saying 'what are we gonna get paid for saturday?' - even though a complete moron could work out that absolutely nothing got done on the saturday and they were clearly in the Wetherspoons at 11am
27, Have tinned, not fried tomatoes with their breakfast (over 25's only)
28, Own a 'standard scaffolders issue phone' that runs out of battery at 3.30pm, every day
29, Takes a sh*t at least 4 times a day (daywork lads only)
30, Thinks Cancun is a good place to get married
31, Has a bacon roll for breakfast (over 50's only)
32, Doesn't realise that there is an echo when you ring your governor from a pub toilet.
 
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fuckin classic

surprised you aint mentioned the :-

someone else smashed the wing mirror off
lost me wages friday night
spent all wages paying bailiff that turned up friday night
needing subs
If south coast edit weed for crack or 300 a week coke habit
 
and dont forget

"i'm doing jack **** cos im worth way more than £120 the robbing bastards!!!!!!!'
 
true very very true - everyone else on every other firm is allways on more money
 
yeah true and then you get!

'i would leave and go to that firm but then we would loose our £500 working tax credits!!'

And then you get one diamond in the rough, keeps his mouth shut< grafts his rollocks off all day and just gets abuse all for 50 quid a day! and the lads just call him a ******!
 
9 times out of ten that saying is so wrong !!!
 
was that word B R O W N N O S E ???? it censored it out !!!
 
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