Bis Shetlands!

Let's face it mate, if I waited for you to get me a job the kids would be eating bread and fookin dripping! ;-)
 
The most boring place in the world. All the birds are fat with three eyes and go round high sixing each other!
 
why anyone wants to go there is beyond me iwas there in 1986 and no doubts its still a hell hole when i was offshore we used to fly out from hunst and if you got fogged in this was a punishment does it still snow sideways lol
 
just like being back in the TOON eh;)
fuuk sake it was only the other week you were singing the praises of the place


The job is great, you couldn't buy a job like this one. the place itself is weird, the locals are all monobrowed jocks, with huge foreheads who walk round muttering "we're doomed" and "you're next for the wicker man you english *******" under there breath.
I lit my lighter and they all cowered away at the sight of the flame - backward man, I tell you.

And yes it does still snow and rain horizontally, every fookin day in fact!
 
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