Whats the best phrase or saying you have heard ...

Ex boss if things werent goin fast enough:
''get your hands out of my fcuking pockets''
 
He's about as much use as a lost winning lottery ticket.......

If brains were made out of chocolate he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.......
 
To the lazy ones in your gang are you in this f--king movie, Same old faces same old places
 
i am the Greatest,
float like a butterfly sting like a bee
i am that bad i make medicine sick,
plenty more there lads lets have them, happy birthday the greatest
 
without looking at your watch, how long have you been scaffolding?
 
The iminent approch of the know it all Scaffolder/Supervisor/Manager: Fook me, here comes, Seen It, Been It, Done It and Won It.

Scaffolders trying to out do each other with tall tales: Well...I'm not saying my Cats blacker than you Cat....But..................

Bollocking the Scaffolder for messing up the most basic of tasks: Fook Me!! You would fook up a good cnut you would!!!

This was me as a cocky young Chargehand many moons ago really under the cosh on a job in Nottingham Town Centre walking past a gang of brickies:

Brickie: Fooking Scaffolders.....I Siht em!!

Me: I wish you had fooking diahorria....Cos were fooking struggling on here mate!!

Those were the days....;)

Whats your best come back to banter lads??
 
Theres a yank here who comes out with some gems,
" They'd bitch if they was being hung with a new rope."
" If you're looking for sympathy, its in the dictionary between **** and syphilis."
 
4 handed gang= dodge it, bodge it, leg it and scarper
When your half a man you'll have half a chance
Best bits of you run down your mums legs
You might be big but you ain't big enough
Ring the bell git him out that corner
On any one struggling to do something= you made that look easy
Chargehand to Scaff= **** me did you work for Alton towers, it's like a ******* rollercoaster
He could eat an apple thru a letterbox
 
whilst tapping a gaffer on his hat " if this was a magic wand ...youd be a frog

who rattled your cage? ....WHO opened yours ?!

you dont have a dog and bark yourself

on a collection notice in the cabin...."no wine just cans"

have you ever been on a big job?
 
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