Whats the best phrase or saying you have heard ...
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Chargehand, couldnt charge a battery.
The old favorite 'YA MOM'
Was to a lad walking down the street with his pretty gf, Why you holding hands with ya sister, you never got that in yer locker.
Said to an old labourer 'Your not paid to think' If I wanted to listen to an arzehole i would have farted.
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Asked a skivvy for a bag of Put Log holes the once, 20 minutes and he came back asking what they looked like. Sent him round the site asking all the brickies if they had any!!!!!!!!!!! The joy.
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Also sent a so called Part 2 looking for a bag of base plates, We were doing a dropper!! Thats experience for yer.
The old favorite 'YA MOM'
Was to a lad walking down the street with his pretty gf, Why you holding hands with ya sister, you never got that in yer locker.
Said to an old labourer 'Your not paid to think' If I wanted to listen to an arzehole i would have farted.
---------- Post added at 05:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:27 PM ----------
Asked a skivvy for a bag of Put Log holes the once, 20 minutes and he came back asking what they looked like. Sent him round the site asking all the brickies if they had any!!!!!!!!!!! The joy.
---------- Post added at 05:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:30 PM ----------
Also sent a so called Part 2 looking for a bag of base plates, We were doing a dropper!! Thats experience for yer.
jakdan
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he had 2 weeks off with a broken flask,
couldn't put a wendy house up,
not many hours left on that,
couldn't put a wendy house up,
not many hours left on that,
john the manc
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Bricklayer? Couldnt lay a f...ing wreath!
Joiner? Couldnt join a f...ing circus!
Your as much use as a one-legged man in an ar$e-kicking contest.
Joiner? Couldnt join a f...ing circus!
Your as much use as a one-legged man in an ar$e-kicking contest.
babybadger
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you couldnt pull the skin of a rice pudding
its not my dads name on the side of the van
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like the hairsdresser work and talk
its not my dads name on the side of the van
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like the hairsdresser work and talk
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southernpoofter
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after trying to ******** an old boss of mine he would reply-
"you might think i came in on the last bananna boat-well i did but i was the ******* captain"
and my dad used to say when pisssin in the sea "every little bit helps"
a rather well indowed guy i used to work called stevie with was sent to get a 12' butt and came back holding his cock with a full hard on and sed " i couldn't find one so i've bent me cock in half with this do"- from that day onwards butts have always been known as stevies
"you might think i came in on the last bananna boat-well i did but i was the ******* captain"
and my dad used to say when pisssin in the sea "every little bit helps"
a rather well indowed guy i used to work called stevie with was sent to get a 12' butt and came back holding his cock with a full hard on and sed " i couldn't find one so i've bent me cock in half with this do"- from that day onwards butts have always been known as stevies
jakdan
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:laugh::laugh::laugh: I'm the latter
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He's been on more courses than Frankie Dettori
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