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waynedamage

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hello lads,first time Ive bin on for a while now, split up with the missus!

**** me I should have done it years ago!!! :D beer after work wi the boys,nights oot at weekends, even my daughter says in not so much of a crabbit c_*t anymore! even got money left over at the end of the week!!! :D:D
 
rustyspanner said:
so you will be hitting the porn channels any time soon lol
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Ha ha no mate plenty of fish is where it's at. Been at it like a pornstar fir the last wee while! But bored of that now so gonna save a heap o cash up then stick a pin in the map! Happy days! ;):D
 
lol great post

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Havespannerwilltravel said:
Welcome back.
Wouldn't your wife let you have a night oot or a drink with the lads then? Did you have to give her all your wages?
I used to think you Jocks wore the troosers up there. No wonder our Jason didn't have any trouble clearing the St Fergus smoke shelters.
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thats the sory of my life mate. no nites out and all money paid out
 
men where the trousers in scotland ha i went out with a barmaid in my local years ago from dundee.........never been so scared in all my life then when she got fedup rowing( dont know why as she was soooo good at it) she said bob had enough ive found someone else ha never been so relieved lol
 
ive had an argument jus tonight over going on a boat party. she says if u wanna be single and live the single life jog on. wait till fri ima do one then u b ******
 
Bobbysupascaff said:
men where the trousers in scotland ha i went out with a barmaid in my local years ago from dundee.........never been so scared in all my life then when she got fedup rowing( dont know why as she was soooo good at it) she said bob had enough ive found someone else ha never been so relieved lol
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Aint nothing more scary then a pis sed Scottish women mate , they make the men look like angles
 
out with the olde wayne in with the new!!! as for beer after work you need a women that lets you do what you want easy going women make a good solid foundation!!! your sive through a fair few untill you find the right one mate no beer after work criminal lol!!!
 
Well Im Getting Married :eek: Been with her nearly 15 year Cannot get rid of her , I was reading article in paper saying something like 75% of all new marriages end in Divorce So thought it was worth a try :laugh:
 
yeah but the other 25% are okay superscaff 15 years youve got part of the 25% mate
 
jiggaman said:
i always feel sorry for guys who let themselves end up with no money,nights out etc i must have got a good women cause im happy as larry and we both come and go with each other and im with her 9years this week!
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Tell the truth buddy she made you write that : )

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dico said:
out with the olde wayne in with the new!!! as for beer after work you need a women that lets you do what you want easy going women make a good solid foundation!!! your sive through a fair few untill you find the right one mate no beer after work criminal lol!!!
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Was with her ten year buddy... the batchelor life for me now oh yes!!!

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Havespannerwilltravel said:
Welcome back.
Wouldn't your wife let you have a night oot or a drink with the lads then? Did you have to give her all your wages?
I used to think you Jocks wore the troosers up there. No wonder our Jason didn't have any trouble clearing the St Fergus smoke shelters.
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She let me no problem HSWT just couldn't git back feckin in again :D
 
funniest time phil( which is the gossip truth by the way beavers honour lol) was in bed and i get a tex so looked at the phone its from another bird " how are u hevent seen u in a couple of weeks fancy coming round tonight xxx" from a number i didnt recognise now she has seen the puzzled face on me and snatched my blower and had a butchers..... ffs she went mental even the exorcist would have done one, couldnt get a word in edge ways running round the room bollox naked pleading,eventually got out (fully dressed lol) so i thought fook this rang my mate for a pint it turns outs the tex was from one of his work mates as a wind up!!!!!! i can laugh now about it but at the time lol
 
stonedrose1 said:
I hope you booted his balls
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there was group of us allways together so "as it was my turn" i took it on the chin swings and roundabouts ;) :laugh::laugh:

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oh and welcome back wayne lol ( im straying of topic again sorry mate)
 
go gay like me wayne iam the only gay in the village and the only gay on the forum thats proud to be what iam gay is way forward wayne
 
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