Whats the best phrase or saying you have heard ...

[simmo]

your paid from the neck down , stop thinking

 

[Bigtone]

One tool does all Scobe

 

[steve gregory]

Can only f*** with the c*** I've got.

 

[cgizzle]

I was scaffolding in Bagdad when you were still in your Dad's Bag

 

[scaff22]

the most famous one

its a spanner not a magic fu..kin wand

my name's paul richards,not paul daniels !! nd when a job goes t%ts up,"Wot's this us,Paleface !"

 

[steve gregory]

Still tickles me when I'm asked do you like scaffolding? To which I always reply "it has it's ups and down."

Normally get a funny look back off whoever it is.

 

[jr scaff]

on a rainy day.... just get out there , it's only raining in the puddles....or.....what are you? made of f****ng sugar

 

[allan666]

said by a scaffolder called kenny potter "my names kenny potter not harry potter and this is a spanner not a magic wand "

 

[Jason-Gibbs]

"A Double and a Swivel are pretty much the same Fitting."

 

[1wyllie]

if your spanner is not turning iam not earning.
The big boss on site.

 

[general manager]

Your are as much good as an ashtray on a motorbike

Everybody makes mistakes thats why they put rubbers on pencils

 

[scaff29]

u could,nt put a nut in a monkeys mouth ur tht bad
ur,ve been on tht job tht long i,l be charging u rent :laugh:

 

[THE PIKEY]

your skins waterproof,coodny lace ma riggers lol:cheesy:my last ***** was harder than u, in that was diarreour:nuts:are u hanging that job out or u just clueless,need a new bubble for that bead pal:bigsmile:

 

[Karlj711]

It's still got fooking roots on it this one when grabbing a brand new 13" wet board.
Your mums got a ***** like a hippos yawn, so shut the feck up. My mate to a cheeky gob ***** labourer once.

 

[marra watson]

GAFFER LOVE THIS ONE ' COULDENT SCAFFOLD MY **** HOUSE''
your as much use as tits on a fish,
i was a spastic once,when asked to something ...... what did you last slave die of you then reply back chat now get the fuclking thing

 

[bluescaff]

Classics for labourers/trainees:
"You're bent and you still work!"
"giving you a spanner is like giving a monkey a machine gun"
"do you want me to come down there and get it myself?"

Rough Jobs:
"i'll catch it on the next lift"
"its not me the buildings out"
"it's only for someone to stand on"

"i'm sh*t at scaffolding... but pretty good in the pub!"

 

[bigfish]

Should have stuck to flower arranging,on watching a new labourer trying to stand up a long:laugh::laugh:

 

[XxIANxX]

If you can't change the man, change the man

 

[dico]

keep smileing it fooksem!!!!

all hes lies are true!!!!!

keep takeing the fook off tablets!!!!

 

[CUSHY]

couldnt make your skin graft

fcuk this for a game of soldiers