The Ten Commandments of Scaffolding!

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Jason-Gibbs

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Hi guys.

More so out of sheer boredom, then anything else, i decided to see what you guys think the 'Ten Commandments of Scaffolding' should be.

The Ten Commandments of Scaffolding!
  1. Thou shalt NEVER listen to a Scottish Scaffolders horse racing tips.
  2. Thou shalt learn to tie a tube off.
  3. Thou shalt NEVER wear a Bandanna under your hardhat.
  4. Thou shalt piss off Brick-Layers at every opportunity.
  5. Thou shalt NEVER grow a stupid moustache.
  6. Thou shalt spend money on decent tools, instead of drugs and booze. :cheesy:
  7. Thou shalt NEVER wear t-shirts that are far too small.
  8. Thou shalt ALWAYS slag off the canteen food.
  9. Thou shalt make sure Scaffolders from Middlesboro are used as Labourers. :laugh:
  10. Thou shalt try to shag the female Engineers who turn up on site.

It was hard to squeeze the 20 or so i was thinking of, but thats my final list.
Just a bit of fun, nothing too serious, i added some silly links for a laugh also.

What about you guys?
What would your Ten Commandments of Scaffolding be?
 
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12. Thou will check the smoggy`s gold card out before you let him do any labouring
 
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17. Thou shall say don't worry lads were the A team at every available opportunity
 
thou shall not read into anything a southerner as to say ,only if it is in rhyming slang ,then we all have a chance of understanding what they say
 
Love our northern bruvvers,shag their sisters and their muvvers!
 
THIS SITE IS GETTING VERY ANTI MIDDLESBROUGH/smoggie

US SMOGGIE'S SHALL PULL YER ALL OUT OF THE **** LIKE WE ALWAYS DONE

LETS FACE IT WE ARE THE TRUE SCAFFOLDERS OF THE UK

A SMOGGIE'S JOB IS DONE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 
TEESSIDE SCAFFOLDER said:
THIS SITE IS GETTING VERY ANTI MIDDLESBROUGH/smoggie

US SMOGGIE'S SHALL PULL YER ALL OUT OF THE **** LIKE WE ALWAYS DONE

LETS FACE IT WE ARE THE TRUE SCAFFOLDERS OF THE UK

A SMOGGIE'S JOB IS DONE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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As someone whos worked with Boro boys for years its not the first time I have heard one say exactly the same !!!!:p
 
TEESSIDE SCAFFOLDER said:
THIS SITE IS GETTING VERY ANTI MIDDLESBROUGH/smoggie

US SMOGGIE'S SHALL PULL YER ALL OUT OF THE **** LIKE WE ALWAYS DONE

LETS FACE IT WE ARE THE TRUE SCAFFOLDERS OF THE UK

A SMOGGIE'S JOB IS DONE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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:eek::eek::eek::eek:thats the boro fighter coming out in yea teeside.
 
anyone out there know a Barry Lagan from boro? one of the best i have ever come across!

Rich praise for a 'cor blimey' as a certain scoucer used to call me.
 
steveprower said:
anyone out there know a Barry Lagan from boro? one of the best i have ever come across!

Rich praise for a 'cor blimey' as a certain scoucer used to call me.
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No, but I do know a fat little engineer from Berkshire.

The best I ever got was being called 'Boy' or 'Smudger' if he was in a particularly good mood...
 
TEESSIDE SCAFFOLDER said:
THIS SITE IS GETTING VERY ANTI MIDDLESBROUGH/smoggie

US SMOGGIE'S SHALL PULL YER ALL OUT OF THE **** LIKE WE ALWAYS DONE

LETS FACE IT WE ARE THE TRUE SCAFFOLDERS OF THE UK

A SMOGGIE'S JOB IS DONE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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Its not the site thats anti nappy basher/smoggie whatever you want to call them its just

JAKDAN and ALLAN 666
 
paddy carr said:
15. Thou shall not Shag your workmates partner or offspring.
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never put your work mate up if hes a pretty boy unless you stay sober dont fall a sleep and keep one eye open i never did and she got well shunted!!!! how says you dont learn bye your mistakes probabley would of done the same many years ago lol!!!!
 
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