Scaffolders Rule Book Part 1
I found this on another site the other day, i am not and will not take credit for it !
To be a real scaff you need the following…
1, Tattoos on the forearm or neck.
2, A complete and utter lack of financial understanding and planning
3, A mobile phone with a cracked screen.
4, At least a dozen Grandmothers (all of whom die on a sunday night/monday morning)
5, Has had a stint in prison.
6, The unique ability to talk a complex structure (up and down and on the wagon) from the comfort of a bar stool.
7, The CSA after him.
8, A brother/cousin who “is on Trad’s”
9, A suprisingly fit girlfriend.
10, At least one staffie.
11, Kids by at least 2 different partners
12,Had worked putting the roof on Canary wharfe
13,Has been done for drink driving at least once
14,Knows at least 1 person that worked with the Krays
15,Smokes or smoked weed
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16,Drives a battered old car with no tax insurance or mot
17,Must be racist
18,Wears joggers with holes where burned with disc cutter
19,Must have illegible handwriting, like a Doctor.
20,The ability to swear at least 3 times in every sentance and make it sound ok.
21,An inherant hatred of traffic wardens,the police,Judges,Magistrates,Site managers and most of all Bricklayers + their ex wives and their ex wives partners,families, families pets etc etc etc
22, Have a stupid, childish ringtone on his mobile phone
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23,Would walk miles to get to a cafe, but won’t walk 50 ft to get the gear because “I’m a f*ckin scaff not a Donkey mate”
24Will use any of the following items, Nail,bolt,old drill bit,bit of threaded rod,piece of wood or metal to knock in a hilti m16 insert EVEN IF THEY HAD THE DRIFT .
25,Would think nothing of carefully cutting out a patch of carefuly erected monoflex
so as to be able to watch women below.
26,Will spend thousands on the latest flatscreen tv but won’t buy a new spanner ,prefering to fix it with an old nail or the like.
27Will wear boots that Robinson Crusoe wouldn’t been seen in,unless on the cards and then DeWalt are the only boots acceptable.
28Will ask endless stupid questions during a toolbox talk in your time to drag it out,but won’t even breathe during a toolbox talk ,at lets say 4 ish !
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i bet everyone has worked with someone with most of the above