Precious cun7s

[Double-Standards]

A month back on the spanners after 10 years in the widerness and I end up with a precious **** with a tape measure.

 

[Tony Mason]

Whats wrong with a tape measure?

 

[Double-Standards]

Whats wrong with a tape measure?

nowt unless you you need to measure your prick with it

 

[happyhugenoet]

What about the tyre fitters tool does he have one of those as well

 

[SWIFTY]

Whats wrong with a tape measure?

If they don't carry a tape I would assume they're labouring.

 

[Baz1983]

Who the **** doesn't use a tape these days. Known enough blokes who used to use a boot and a bubble lol

 

[Binthere]

Whats wrong with a boot and bubble??

 

[downash]

any other tools?

 

[john the manc]

That yella thing?

 

[frederik]

DS mate,something from your childhood.ya wanna share wiv the lads. or are you just a bleedin tapist.:laugh::laugh:you might av a point tho, foreign tapes taking over the country but stanleys so fukin expensive

 

[Tony Mason]

any other tools?

A saw, for when your notching the boards in.

 

[Baz1983]

Ha ha. Bet he does lot of that

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

A month back on the spanners after 10 years in the widerness and I end up with a precious **** with a tape measure.

Hope it is a tape measure with a lanyard wot with you being a safety advisor and all.