Too true Robbo, can remember the days when you talked about T&Cs it meant terms & conditions,,now it means Triceps & cardio.In all the years that I have worked offshore I cannot believe the amount of guys who come out with thier protien fart powder, if you are a scaff and anywhere half decent at it you shouldn't have to go near a gym, unless your gay, to many going in at tea break and claiming to have done 5k then look at you as if you have just buggered their mother if you ask them to lift a 5 foot tube.