I'm scared for my safety on this forum

[SWIFTY]

Quiet snailbreath:laugh::laugh:

 

[happyhugenoet]

is that a DRINK whats in it.Is it one of they REAL ALES with the daft names

 

[bigfish]

Never mind real ales,a bloody mary is just what's needed on these cold mornings,double vodka,tomato juice,worcester sauce and a good dash of fiery tabasco,just the job for the modern nancy scaffolder,delicious:smile1:

 

[philliosmaximus]

2 cans of white lighting and a spliff are a much better start to the day BF

 

[Jason-Gibbs]

Im more into a nice glass of Soya Milk.
Lee Pollard on the other hand is so tough he eats raw Placenta for Breakfast, washed down with Sulphuric Acid!!

 

[bigfish]

2 cans of white lighting and a spliff are a much better start to the day BF

Used to do that one regular,had to pack in when skunk became the norm,ffs,i couldn't function with that stuff haha,no wonder the kids nowadays are brain dead smoking that stuff:wacko:

 

[Rigger]

Nice dollop of rum in your morning tea, warms you up a treat

 

[Gerscaff]

To True Rigger, A Good Tot Of Ovd Gives You A Glow That Lasts About A Day And A Half.

 

[SF Admin]

Hi SF Admin,

I currently have this yellowish discharge from my left testicle and am quite concerned, could you take a look into it for me please?

Regards
VancouverLeedsLondonBoy

Certainly, but I must warn you that I am more of a right testicle specialist.

Are you sure it's not custard?

Regards

Agony Admin

 

[happyhugenoet]

WHY DONT YOU LICK IT AND SEE IF ITS CUSTARD admin

 

[SF Admin]

WHY DONT YOU LICK IT AND SEE IF ITS CUSTARD admin

I have just gone right off Custard Happy!

 

[Yorkshire Lee]

Oh I remember those sensitive days,remember my first week when I had blisters on my hands,asked the foreman for some gloves,he told me to **** on my hands,HA

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

Best thing for blisters was to put your hands in cement. They wear gloves now. Tarts!!