Funniest terms you've heard, to describe scaff's that are no good.

like a whale out of water , like a performing seal , got his ticket out of a jambrein jar ....

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what part of east london you from mighty mouse
 
From on a site from the land down under

"when he put that up he must of been blinder than a welders dog"

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A Kiwi scaff told me the other day

"hey Greeny , do you know why the New Zealand space race died"

"coz we run outta scaffold eh bro"
 
He is as much use as a : one legged man in an arse kicking contest

B) A nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.

C) A glass cricket bat

D) a fishing net to catch a train
 
we had a young lad called ROCKET,
I asked his mate why do you call him rocket? (it was nothing like his real name,)
He piped up "cos am fast as fukc"
His mate said, because everything is like rocket science to the thick tw@t,
i still laugh now when i see him,:laugh:
 
jakdan said:
we had a young lad called ROCKET,
I asked his mate why do you call him rocket? (it was nothing like his real name,)
He piped up "cos am fast as fukc"
His mate said, because everything is like rocket science to the thick tw@t,
i still laugh now when i see him,:laugh:
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know a lad called concrete, steel erector, everyone calls him concrete he not bothered one bit , if you asked him his name he would say concrete,

Asked him why he was called concrete , he replied " cos im as thick as it " haha
 
As much use as a f ucking ashtry on a moter bike
As much use as chocolate fire guard
Scaffolder ! F uck off ! may of sleept with one
 
i've met 2 c''ts in my life and your both of them,

Thrush = irritating old ****, a old scaffolder useless slash (Malcom Sailsbury) (Roger Baker) (Brian White)
 
bungelow!!!!! fook all up top lmfao!!!!
 
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