excuses not to work

[aom]

Didn't know to laugh or cry when one of the young team asked me for a day off so he could get his hair cut.

 

[bigfish]

One i hear a lot nowaday's is "i'm getting my tattoo done"if they carry on they'll all look like this:laugh::laugh:The bullet holes are where i've shot the fecker's......

 

[aom]

FFS, who what have thought that is a good look?

 

[big john]

A 25 year old bloke rang up my old boss and said he can't come in because of nightmares at night

 

[marra watson]

'' yan lad rang in sick ''can't come in to day boss am sick''and gaffer said'' well how sick are you'' the lads reply'' am in bed with my sister ''''

 

[aom]

haha, admit it marra, that was you.:laugh::laugh:

 

[marra watson]

:embarrest:

 

[aom]

:laugh:

 

[markus]

im still waiting to meet this famous sister of yours marra

 

[stleger]

few older guys i worked with guzzled down the eye bath liquid and spewed all over , got 2 ,3 days off on full pay , classic

 

[1969scaff]

Best one I heard,can't find gear it's under six inches of snow!!

 

[marra watson]

im still waiting to meet this famous sister of yours marra

you not seen the viddeo of her markus ....sucking on a tampon

 

[markus]

haha aye ive seen that the sick freak!

 

[bigfish]

haha aye ive seen that the sick freak!

No need to ask her to swallow

 

[marra watson]

to be honest bf n marcus i haven watched it nor do i want to lol

 

[markus]

a still watched it like ha

 

[bigfish]

a still watched it like ha

How many time's:noworry:

 

[markus]

How many time's:noworry:

just the 6. struggled to work out if it was a tampon or a squashed mouse