bosses dirty tricks

[philliosmaximus]

whats a chewy dave ?

 

[dave b 2]

a chewy my friend is a nob u thinks he nos bout the art of scaffolding but really nos nothing at all but yet says all them mongy statements

 

[philliosmaximus]

ahhh a w****r i see

 

[dave b 2]

yep cant b doing with them but theres wankers that no the game 2

 

[philliosmaximus]

i always find that w*****rs are easy sorted out mate , just give them the chance to prove what they can do , put their money where their mouth is , when they cant i just say "get out of the way mate and let someone who knows what they are doing sort it out "

 

[dave b 2]

done that a few times 2 ! u no the 1s that cum all the gear no idea and they all say im advanced ive been doing it 40years and there **** so i wait singing 2 myself and then pounce saying ere m8 just go get me sum gear no in fact empty your locker cocker

 

[Flinty]

Laughing so much at some of those, some classics there! Another I've heard is:

"Sorry lads I cant afford a new sprayer to oil the fittings with, you'll have to do without"

 

[steve gregory]

how many times ya had that 1 where you upset the gaffer then for the next 3 months your sent to every worse job imaginable.. The more you smile the worse it gets..

 

[TomP]

how many times ya had that 1 where you upset the gaffer then for the next 3 months your sent to every worse job imaginable.. The more you smile the worse it gets..

3 months i think i must have really upset mine gaffers its been 14 years now!!!

Chewy - love it im def gonna use that!

Dave my missus is claiming copyright for 'empty your locker cocker' she loves it!!:laugh:

 

[dave b 2]

oh its a cracker there face says it all another 1 like pulling teeth

 

[paddy carr]

Dangeruss and Phil pack it in my ribs are sore, the rest of the lads input is great, but you 2 guys have it off to a Tee another one to print off