£2000 carrot for firms to take on apprentices

Sorry Scaff89. I've already got my name down for a position with Aom !!! lol
 
You tell em Zotsey, first come first served.:bigsmile:
 
:laugh: well the saying goes try the rest then come to the best ill let you have your time lol oj zotsey he may even need a squad telll AOM if he wants to be sipping pina colads on the 18th green he needs to have u on his paye roll lol :D
 
Haha, your both fekin hired.:D

Now go and make me a pina and meet me on te first tee at Dunaverty.:cool:
 
We're wearing him down Scaff. I find your terms acceptable.
I must tell you though Aom, im a feckin scaffolding machine me. Throw ladder beams around like they were twiggs. 200 up by morning snap :toung::cheesy::toung:
Ha ha ha
Flynn's my brother !
 
Dunaverty PFFFFFF if ya had us on for u ya would be at least at standrews what you think we are your everyday scaff lol

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btw aom as you have writen you hired and its for all to see thats as good as a contrat in the laws eyes and well hold you to this see you monday
 
instructor i spoke to was on 32k per annum but other benifits includes free meals,loads of time off ,subsidised move& housing package,and final salary pension plan,the cost of living was lower in norfolk,only worked max 8-5 4 1/2 days a week, talked the talk but didn't impress me when walking the walk
 
ah ffs, it's worse than being in the pub.:D

10 out of 10 for effort boy's, although I'm not sure how you would cope with the reality. Another thing, I know we are having a laugh but the only time I have ever given someone a job who already had a job was our new trainee and he was at me for a year.

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southernpoofter said:
instructor i spoke to was on 32k per annum but other benifits includes free meals,loads of time off ,subsidised move& housing package,and final salary pension plan,the cost of living was lower in norfolk,only worked max 8-5 4 1/2 days a week, talked the talk but didn't impress me when walking the walk
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Sounds like a decent enough deal to me SP and would more than interest Aom when the time is right, may have to change my name though.:idea:
 
Lol
Only pulling your leg Aom mate
If I had to resort to begging for a job and move a few hundred miles just to get one I'd throw my card and tools away first :)
As for the reality of working for you, believe me you couldn't be worse than some of the gaffers I've had in the past.

However Scaff1989 is going to hold you to your public offer !
Get it deleted mate rapid !!!! Ha ha ha
 
I'd throw my card and tools away first

That's fekin nice, I hold out the branch of friendship and this is what you do with it. I have a good mind to make you an offer you can't refuse to get you up here.:bigsmile:
 
Ah fk it then
But I want 2 video games a week, an ounce and 2 packs of kingsize rizla and not a bit less ! :D
 
lol baners allways a a good crk . i like the way you think aom about only taking lads that are unemploeyd and for thats the reason am telling me gaffer were to stick it ahhaha lol oj you got to travel to make money zotsey a sad man lives and die in the home land with out seeing a far lol

ahahah zotsey will this offer inculd xbox live membership?
 
Why not travel a bit, plan it out first and don't do anything rash, good luck on your new adventure.

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You could start by throwing a sicky and help us take this hotel down.;)
 
No Scaff, was a Sony kid.

In all seriousness, yes, I will travel for work to a certain extent but would not relocate outright as I've still got my old Mum near and she is in very poor health and relies on me to a certain extent.

When I lose her, yeah I'll go where the best money is
 
Excellent sentiments Zotsey, and speaking as someone who has just lost their Mum I salute you.
 
I might have ot take u on that offer come wnesday aom
ya got ya heart in the right place zotsey
 
Nice one Teeside. What additional qualifications would best suit a job like that. I know the usual stuff but they do say training would be given but wouldn't want to train myself too far if I didn't have to.
 
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