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Site agents been on again this morning, were the feck are your blokes?:confused:

Top ten excuses please :nuts:

1. :idea: The lads didnt quite getfinished on the job they had yesterday, should be with you by 11 (or12,1,2,3....), or if not first thing in the morning

2.
 
There warming there hands with the smoggies on the picket line again.
 
2) Truck broke down

3) Code blue anywhere really but a ferry hitting a pier is the norm.

4) The leading hand went on the lash last night.

5) A devastating problem on another site that was in no way was anything to do with us but life and limb would be in danger should we not attend, we would do the same for you.:embarrest:

6) You never paid your bill.:mad:
 
1/ Sorry we are playing catchup thanks to the bad weather

2/ Wagon has been vandalised and all the diesel drained off

3/ Lads had a puncture on the way to site and spare is flat
 
As aom says,wheres are cheque:mad:
we cant go on a roof in this:noworry:
you're not booked in,no'one told me;)
 
Driver of transport bringing lads to site ................

1 dropped dead of heart attack

2 washing machine flooded kitchen as he was leaving

3 wife walked out leaving him three kids to look after

4 still pished from night before cound not drive

5 arrested by police at 5am from bed, non payment of fines

6 Dog taken ill,had to take to vet

7 girlfriends husband came round knocked seven bells out of him

8 power cut during night alarm did not ring

9 somebody had the 4 alloy wheels away during night

10 Told me I was a pratt and JACKED
 
The Dog ate my Homework is one of my old favourites.
Not too much good, when asked by a Policemen why im driving a car with an open can of Stella in my hand, but hey ho, lol.
 
we have been useing a few the past couple of weeks cause been flat out told site agent got to go to another site for another company as fork lift has gone over and pulled the scaffold down be with you tomorrow.
 
i had a guy call me and explained why he was gonna be late

he said '' his mums cat died on the train '' worse ever haha

''i smashed up my 6ft6 hence neighbour, knocked him out and bashed up a copper, was in nick last night'' haha
 
There all attending a Safety training course today, you know safety comes first.!!! They wont say anything if you mention the word safety..lol
 
What do you mean theyre not there..... Ill get straight back to you...later
 
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