Give simian a ring,you should get your part two free under the experienced worker scheme,as long as you've not had nvq funding before![]()
Im experienced in sex.
Not shagging... i could barely pull a muscle, let alone some old 'doris'.
But w@nking, sure!
Does this mean i can apply for a cock extension?
I only have 2 inches on the chubby and my missus keeps giving me grief over it.
Please let me know!
EDIT: OH F.UCK!!!, i thought this was the Samaritans website! :embarrest:
have you got a number for this seisemans