Yorkshire scaffs only

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HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY
Wear your rose with pride today.
 
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."





A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by..
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"




Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arse asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
 
are you really advocating that scaffolders should mince about with flowers pinned to their harnesses,get a grip.
by all means take pride in your town county and country but flowers come on man.:eek:
 
Had my white rose on all day,been up on Ilkley Moor with dog and ferrets

Took my annual bath and washed mi flat cap

Another hour then beef and Yorkshire Puddings
 
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