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to the crack on building sites now. One time, you'd go into the cabin, and they would be jokes and bante rflying all over, it used be one the highlights of going to work. Now everyone sits head down, reading the paper, playing with their phones or talking about what they would do if they won the fookin' lottery.

I don't wish to sound like an old bloke but I do hark back to the days, when every job had a least half a dozen characters on it.
 
its this new generation of modern day men in touch with their feminine side bud , spend all day textin girlfriends or wives then going home having full on conversations with their other halfs while doing the ironing watching the soaps and generally not being very laddish lol so they got no stories to talk about nxt day , they generally hav new house, car, baby so cant afford to go out with mates or risk being sacked or credit card bill wont be paid . so unless you wanna talk about nappies , baby food or best male skin creams available if i were you id get myself a GAMEBOY and sit in car at bait time lol :laugh:
 
gunslinger757 said:
to the crack on building sites now. One time, you'd go into the cabin, and they would be jokes and bante rflying all over, it used be one the highlights of going to work. Now everyone sits head down, reading the paper, playing with their phones or talking about what they would do if they won the fookin' lottery.

I don't wish to sound like an old bloke but I do hark back to the days, when every job had a least half a dozen characters on it.
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make you right gunslinger757.every ones to serious these days unless you find
a crasy site lol what happened to the gezzers with the boot full of bent gear
theve seem to ave gone to all you get nows the chinese dvd man lol.
 
hay merican solder me love u long time g i , ten dowa fucky fucky
 
Chinese DVD man hey I know him lol. Gets about alot
 
lol.best bits scaffy when youve watched film for an hour then the bloody thing fuzzes up
its ok with a porno cause its over in a minute lol.
 
yeh took me 3 months to watch last porn dvd i had

world class footballer --- dribble and shoot in the first minute
 
superscaff75 said:
its this new generation of modern day men in touch with their feminine side bud , spend all day textin girlfriends or wives then going home having full on conversations with their other halfs while doing the ironing watching the soaps and generally not being very laddish lol:laugh:
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yeah, WTF is that all about! I used to work with a fella who'd be texting his missus, half an hour after we started work. and when I pulled him on it, telling him he'd only been out the house an hour, he'd look at me like I was stupid.

one incident that sticks in my mind is a fella I used to work with called big sid, he'd gone to the tailors to pick up his new suit. the fella told him to try it on and when he did the jacket was too tight, the arms and the legs too short. the fella in the tailors went white and sid, who was a big lad, demanded to see the manager and was ranting he's going to his sons wedding in an hour and you better get it sorted. the blokes screaming at his tailor in the back room, making desperate phone calls and Sid's getting angrier and angrier. after 30 mins of pantomine with the manager sweating more and more profusley Sid said
"Naa I'm only kidding pal, I'm collecting it for me mate", gets the suit and walks out the shop. I still chuckle about it now. :smile1:
 
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Young lad worked with me, not long married and his missus was forever calling him with complaints about this an that. One day she called him complaining the washing machine spilled all over the floor wanting to know what to do. Told him to ask her did she never hear of a mop an bucket.He said he cant say that to her, and went home. Not working for me anymore.
 
i think its down to the hse,for making sites boring now,no messing about on site,no craic or jokes on one another.do owt like that now and yur sacked.:eek:
 
thats why i love the street work , you can still have a good crack all day long and no F****** anally retentive C*** on your case :laugh:
 
when i was working on the street in london, we'd be working on a building in say chelsea and you could guarentee someone would come up and say "oh it's nice to see the building being brought back into use, what it's going to be?" and i used say, "halfway house for asylum seekers mate" or "when padophiles come out prison, this is going to be a hostel for them, to intergrate into the community".

i can see the looks on those peoples faces now as they scurried away to bombard their local councillor with e-mails. one time we were working in mews in chelsea and the woman in the house was a right miserable cow. this builder knocked on the door and me and my mate john were on the first lift and john said "she aint in mate". the builder replied "tell her i called about the damp proofing problems will ya. a bit later the woman comes walking down the garden path and john says "s'cuse me love, their was a bloke here earlier to look at your damp patch".

the comment went totally over her head, and she replied "oh right, thanks" as i rolled about the lift unable to move for laughing.
 
hahahahahaha we where scaffolding on Sloane square one day when a tube turd fell from the tube as it was being roped up , it fell about 20 foot and hit a bald guy "SLAP" on his nut,
put him to the ground when he got up all the poor man seen was 4 scaffolders pissing themselves laughing , it was the "SLAP" noise that was so funny

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worked with a lad who asked the lady of the house if he could use her toilet , she point blank refused ,so he took a dump in her garden , there was hell to pay the next day , the supervisor said , right no f****** lies who had a dump in her garden , the lad said quite calmly it was him , asked why the f*** he did that he said the old c*** wouldn't let him use her toilet , a real funny guy always doing crazy stuff
 
we once had a 21 rested on a fence say 14ft in garden 7ft over the fence and we were havin quick smoke when this geezer on a bike came flying down the path with all the best cycling gear on, pair of shades on thought he was the business but didnt see tube over fence , he rode straight into it , the tube hitting him in the stomach , he seemed to spin round an round the tube then slap onto the ground while his bike just carried on down the road, i was weak in the knees for days laughing, one of lads managed to ask him if he was ok , he was winded , shocked but best of all he seemed more bothered about people seeing him embarrassed it happen then tried to chase after bike . :laugh:
 
a greek mate of mine **** in a handbag then left it on a bench in the middle of hastings town centre , cracked up all day with all the people stoppin and havin a look in there secret squirell style
 
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