What to do with an unexploded bomb

[Flinty]

For this poll, imagine you are running are large building site. Now imagine a digger unearths an unexploded bomb, courtesy of Mr Hitler. It is now your job to take responsible action. Do you.....

1)Run off screaming like a baby, wailing "run for the hills" and waving your arms like a madman

2)Get the digger to cover the bomb with his bucket, evacuate the immediate area and call bomb disposal

3)Get the digger to bring the bomb from the trench into the general build area, get him to leave it next to the gable end of a newly finished house. Surround the bomb with those useless barriers in about a 2m radius, since bombs normally only have 2m blast radius and those small barriers are perfect for containing large blasts. Call bomb disposal after the shift.

 

[tokwitney]

Number 2. Then get the brickies to make a human cordon around it. Climb up the nearest scaffold and bomb the bomb.

 

[andyf8686]

Had 2 morta shells on a dredge ship last week

 

[marra watson]

option 4 put it in brickies compo lol

 

[philliosmaximus]

Option 5 , Get the machine driver to dump it on the site managers desk as he has all the fu cking answers

 

[steveo south east]

Tell the HSE that there are some scaffolders not clipped on in the hole and run

 

[john the manc]

Get the two lazy sods that spannerman has under his wing to try and stop the ticking in order to get back his good books.

 

[marra watson]

Get the two lazy sods that spannerman has under his wing to try and stop the ticking in order to get back his good books.

tried they never turned in this morning

 

[spannerman]

Get the two lazy sods that spannerman has under his wing to try and stop the ticking in order to get back his good books.

Just spat me beer out reading that one john, absolute classic

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tried they never turned in this morning

Got there written warning yesterday and they turned in this morning 20 minutes early.:worried:

 

[marra watson]

Just spat me beer out reading that one john, absolute classic

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Got there written warning yesterday and they turned in this morning 20 minutes early.:worried:

effot marra maby it was them that put it there then lol boom, were ya based marra

 

[superscaff75]

Throw it in boot of car and take it down to the houses of parliment knock on door ask for cammy , then shove it right up his ass an make him sit down on it :nuts:

 

[macca1394]

Have to pull nick clegg out of his arse first

 

[john the manc]

Wrap it up and ask Miliband,Cameron and Clegg to play 'pass the parcel' when it starts ticking....

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

Striking a big superdeck on Grave bridge in Arnhem on pricework. The bridge that was held by allied forces for some time during Operation Market Garden. We were bombing gear when striking the section on one of the banks when we uncovered unexploded shells, mortars and grenades.The Dutch army were called and sealed the area. They werent around to do it in 1945!!

 

[mick fenlon]

Just spat me beer out reading that one john, absolute classic

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Got there written warning yesterday and they turned in this morning 20 minutes early.:worried:

Now that's a waste of good beer spannerman!!

 

[Flinty]

.......And the answers are now in.

If you answered one, you are indeed a heroic individual. You should consider locking yourself in a cupboard and never emerging

If you answered number two, you are too intelligent to be a site agent, good choice being a scaff.

If you answered number 3 then you are perfect leadership material, ever thought of applying as a site manager??