Not to be trendy or anything, but the missus got me some of that Viagra Massage Oil from Ann Summers, after she rubbed on my chest i ended up stiff as a plank!!!
This isnt planking ..... Lol you wouldent put a plank on top of a chimney and the walk across it (thow sum might try)you would place a plank aross two objects say trannys at ither end of the body fee the maby neck then thats planking