Needing a Sh1T!

[Dandaps]

Went into the yard today after pricing a job. Caught the labourer kipping in the truck when he should be servicing fittings. His excuse? I need a sh1t and have been holding it in thats why I had to sit in the truck! LMFAO. Told him to go home not paying him to do F all.

 

[allan666]

taking the pee out of you there .i hope you told him not to come back . plenty good lads on the dole to replace him with

 

[Dandaps]

yep mate he's gone now.

 

[scaffy]

thats the worse excuse ive heard

 

[dave b 2]

thats class but bad

 

[alannolo]

Good riddens to bad sh1te

 

[dico]

Went into the yard today after pricing a job. Caught the labourer kipping in the truck when he should be servicing fittings. His excuse? I need a sh1t and have been holding it in thats why I had to sit in the truck! LMFAO. Told him to go home not paying him to do F all.

lmfao. ive nearly pissed my self ready this.

 

[Dandaps]

If didn't laugh I would cry

 

[VancouverLeedsLondonBoy]

thats the worse excuse ive heard

Try this one, Our yard used to be in the middle of nowhere many moons ago, on the same land they fixed diggers, caterpillars, forklifts etc. One of our labourer's climbed up into one of these massive excavators and was just about to start spinning it round when someone spotted him and ran over to where he was sat His excuse.....Just looking for a toilet :blink:

 

[philliosmaximus]

hahahaha there are some class doughnuts out there , when i used to work on sites one lad would always climb back up the scaffold after break time and then decide he needs a sh*t and climb all the way back down f****** useless

 

[scaffy]

good time waster tho aint it , bit like rolling a fag

 

[VancouverLeedsLondonBoy]

Yeah, You sh1t on company time, not your own