NASC saves the World

[joebag]

Nasc claiming credit for the non collapse of a scaffold in Manchester that fans celebrating were stood on,i believe they are shameless along the lines of John Terry !

 

[aom]

Well, I am claiming the credit for stopping that tsunami that was due to hit Rochdale at noon yesterday.

 

[Flinty]

You remember the millennium bug that didn't happen? All the computers that were gunna crash but didn't?

Thank you's on a postcard please.

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

And who did you think stopped the North Koreans from nuking you lot?

 

[joebag]

I saved jimmy saville from dying when he was twenty from a heart attack,you can all thank me for that one

 

[Charlie]

I saved John Bonham's job with Led Zeppelin by getting too much into Jazz.......

and concentrating on my vocation of Scaffolding

 

[dico]

bet the neighbours love you charlie lol!!! good stress buster thou ear plugs needed so you cant hear the neighbours banging on the wall

 

[Charlie]

bet the neighbours love you charlie lol!!! good stress buster thou ear plugs needed so you cant hear the neighbours banging on the wall

I've been evicted more times than Man U have won the Premiership......