Monday Club

[andyf8686]

Ok so the weekend is here but how many are going to the monday club ?

What will you tell your Boss why you did not turn in ?

 

[celticbhoy]

this could be intresting this one.

 

[philliosmaximus]

just but him a pint as he will already be there

 

[VancouverLeedsLondonBoy]

Well I'll have sickness and diarrhoea this week me thinks, or the baby will have been up ill all night :laugh:

 

[brandy]

Well I'll have sickness and diarrhoea this week me thinks, or the baby will have been up ill all night :laugh:

Working on a power station once and a guy was caught asleep, his excuse was, the child kept him awake, he was told he should have brought the child into work with him.

 

[paddy carr]

Broke my flask
Dog ate my Bait
Been locked up all night
Someone pinched my tools out the Car And the best one................
I forgot to recharge my Makita Batteries......

 

[andyf8686]

Was working offshore and got the call with my check in but was out on the drink any told them wife had left me and would need a couple of days extra ha ha
Fun thing was the bitch had left me when I got home that night from the match she was at the door with her bags and the car keys. Told her put the car keys and the bank cards on the table and give her £5 for taxi.
Never seen her since LOL
Happy married now for 7 years and 2 beautiful daughters.

 

[scaffman1]

Scaff:-"My grandmother has been burnt over the weekend"

Gaffer :- "was it bad"

Scaff :- "Well they don't Fukc about in the crematorium gaffer"