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ADVANCED SCAFFOLDER.

Job No: MUG/09085
SOC Code: 6969
Wage: £3.78 per hour, with an option to work for bread and water.
Hours: 112 per week (minimum), MONDAY-MONDAY between = 6:00am AND 10:00pm.

Location: Helmand Province, Afghanistan, Asia.
Date posted: 12 September 2001.
Pension details: No Pension or Holiday Pay offered (inc. Bank Holidays) - Must have own Insurance and Pay own Lodge/Digs.
Payment Details: Pay is on a Yearly Basis, in which time you will have to wait an additional 2 years, till payment is authorised. Salary will be in the extravagant region of £8,000 per year.

Description: Must be an experienced Advanced Scaffolder with Supervisory Experience, PTS, LUL, PPQ, RFS, CKUNT, First Aid Training, Slinger/Banksman, Fire Marshal, NEBOSH, IOSH, Oil and Gas Qualified, Offshore Tickets, Sales/Tele-marketing, Dog-Handler, Buss driver, Crane Operator, Milk Monitor, House Buyer, Chimp Talker, Fukking Horse Whisperer, Computer literate, Fire-Arms and Military Training a must, Provide own travel, tools, weapons and equipment and Insurance.
Must have up to date relevant scaffolding qualifications and be prepared to wait upto 1 year for initial payment of works.
Must have a CSCS card and Pilots Licence.
Duties include erecting scaffolding on various contracts within the region, hunting and killing Al-Qaeda operatives, nationally and offshore as well.

How to apply: You can apply for this job by sending a CV/written application to Peter Ian STAKER at Work for FA Scaffolding.com.uk, office@Take-The-Piss.co.uk.
Employer: Work for FA Scaffolding.com.uk

Notice: Workers may have to fight hand to hand and wait for upto 3 years until paid. You employer would like to offer you the chance to make them Millions and Millions of pounds, whilst you get sweet FA.

Only 25 applications available.
 
No different to London then.... :nuts:
 
Fixed Plant Fitter, Scaffolders and Formworkers required FOR THE WESTERN AUSTRALIAN GOLDFIELDS NOW!

This is your opportunity to gain great experience, a great salary and enjoy great weather

Fitters:
If you are a trade-qualified fitter with experience on working on, for example conveyors, crushers, working in a quarry or similar then we are very keen to hear from you.
We are looking to recruit a number of people for long-term roles in Western Australia. You must have worked on heavy fixed plant previously.

Formworkers and scaffolders:
Experienced workers are much needed for work in long-term contracts in the Goldfields.

We shall be recruiting in Dublin (LOCATIONS TBC) FROM MONDAY 24th OCTOBER to Thursday 27th OCTOBER - contact us for more information Ken Sharpe HR Manager (Click Apply Now to email)

cpcengineering.com.au
 
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