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[waynedamage]

Buzzin lads! Been in "glesga" three weeks for part 2 and still no been stabbed hame time the mora! Get in :toung:

 

[jiggaman]

back to sheep land you go

 

[waynedamage]

Sore jaw

Got an uppercut from a bird on final assessment though! Apparently when asked if you'd like to shag said bird "I wouldn't stick a knife in ye never mind ma ****" was not an appropriate answer

 

[jiggaman]

i dont think that happened to be honest.

 

[waynedamage]

It fookin did pal I have witnesses Oh the shame!! Bin gettin ribbed for it ever since!!! Went down Paisley wagon a nite out wi ma mate who asked said birds back to Normandy! Next mornin we got pulled for havin prostitutes in the digs that's how bad they were!!! Never live it down

---------- Post added at 07:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:20 PM ----------

Paisley way not wagon lol

 

[Bigdogbarks]

Your the sheepshagger jiggaman

 

[happyhugenoet]

Paisleys not Glesga its like saying peterheid is aberdeen
but there was a case of sheep worrying on the outskirts of Paisley,by sheep worrying im talking attempted sheep shagging
is there anything you want to tell me

 

[Garry Adams]

Wayne…nice one bro…yi got ti be a Scaff, yi should have put on 2 bags over yer heeds, one one hers and one on your just incase hers blew off…and can you give an account of your whereabouts regarding the report of sheep stalking that Happy is on about

Did yi have Mick on the course ???

---------- Post added at 06:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:34 PM ----------

now now jig…a bit early to get back in the ring after your last opponent, perhaps a bit of light sparing, don't burn yer sel out...