Famous Quotes

[Toppers]

Famous quotes

Pass me the tequila," Sheila " didn't go down to well in Oz

 

[john the manc]

Bobby Ball To Jocky Wilson;
'Dont get cocky Jocky, get to the oche!'

 

[bigfish]

Pour a gallon in me allen,me to barman later or if it's a barmaid,fill me up me little buttercup,amongst other things of course:laugh::laugh:

 

[john the manc]

Lord mayor of Hiroshima;
'WHAT THE F.CK WAS THAT?'

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

"I dont know how to drive a train" Ronald Biggs

 

[luke99]

thicker than a whale omelette

 

[jb78]

george best : i spent all my money on beer ,women and cars , i wasted the rest , it was something like that

 

[aom]

Winston Churchill's house keeper, "Why, Mr Churchill You Are Drunk."

"Yes dear, I am drunk and you are ugly but I will be sober in the morning."

Pure class and can be altered to suit any scenario.

 

[XxIANxX]

No b@stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b@stard die for his country.
George S. Patton

 

[john the manc]

'Theres nothing at all wrong with defeat!'
Nelson Mandela's chiropodist.

 

[aom]

haha

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in.
Mr Bridger in The Italian Job

 

[jb78]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England

Sir Winston S Churchill who died in 1964. Wonder what he would think now?

 

[aom]

I think he would rally the troops.

 

[damo6661]

Where you from boy ? Kanase City Sir , **** Kanase city only 2 things came out of kanase City ,steers and queers and you dont look to much like a steer to me , kinder narrows it down dont it . Staff Sargent Full Metal Jacket.

 

[philliosmaximus]

A dog is for life , not just for Friday night

 

[john the manc]

Every night is Friday night.

Robinson Crusoe.

 

[topscaff]

It`s alright .... he`s from Barcelona


Just one of many from Basil Fawlty

 

[Havespannerwilltravel]

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. Its not its more important than that" Bill Shankly.