Flinty
Moderator
How to be a useless pr!ck
Transport
Don't get a driving license, why would you need that when you can get the boss to make someone else take you! Save yourself the cost of running an expensive vehicle and pay nothing towards getting to work.
Remember, be useless from the start. Despite the driver having to get up earlier and go out of his way to get you, always be late! On some days leave it so late that the driver leaves, then call up the boss saying the driver never showed up. This will ensure there are arguments at the yard and best of all you can wait at home a bit longer while the driver comes back for you.
Now and again forget something and insist you go back for it, then when you show up late to the yard say nothing when the boss questions the driver why he's late.
Take every opportunity to ask to stop at a shop, even if you've been already and have no money left. Just go in to look around and walk out with a small chocolate bar.
Its important not to show any respect to the vehicle, leave all your rubbish in it so the driver can clean it up in his own time.
Annoy the driver by taking over the radio and searching through stations until you find something only you would like.
Spend the entire day moaning you don't want a late finish, then as you pack away insist on having a fag or taking a large sh!t while the driver waits for you.
Follow these basic tips and you will ensure that you are a completely useless, scabby pr!ck.
Transport
Don't get a driving license, why would you need that when you can get the boss to make someone else take you! Save yourself the cost of running an expensive vehicle and pay nothing towards getting to work.
Remember, be useless from the start. Despite the driver having to get up earlier and go out of his way to get you, always be late! On some days leave it so late that the driver leaves, then call up the boss saying the driver never showed up. This will ensure there are arguments at the yard and best of all you can wait at home a bit longer while the driver comes back for you.
Now and again forget something and insist you go back for it, then when you show up late to the yard say nothing when the boss questions the driver why he's late.
Take every opportunity to ask to stop at a shop, even if you've been already and have no money left. Just go in to look around and walk out with a small chocolate bar.
Its important not to show any respect to the vehicle, leave all your rubbish in it so the driver can clean it up in his own time.
Annoy the driver by taking over the radio and searching through stations until you find something only you would like.
Spend the entire day moaning you don't want a late finish, then as you pack away insist on having a fag or taking a large sh!t while the driver waits for you.
Follow these basic tips and you will ensure that you are a completely useless, scabby pr!ck.