I was doing my usual today.
Just after i shagged 3 x 21 year old blonde Porn Stars, just after lunch i started bench pressing 21ft Ladder Beams - for a laugh and at the 999 press, i noticed a gust of wind.
Minutes later i received a phone call from the Met Office, who always notify me of high winds, as the British Government cant afford for me to be 'winded off' and not stay and work, as it would cost the Treasury far too much in lost work hours.
The gust was recorded at 100,000,000 mph.
I barely notcied it, as just after the phone call, i whacked up about 82 square, single handed.
Im the b0llocks aint i?
BEAT THAT!!!